LOVE is like . . . . . . . . . HELLER!!!!!!

Give me the definition of love and I'll give you a slap on the face!

That is my bitter reaction ever since, pertaining to my most dreaded four-letter word. Therefore leading me to my everlasting quest for the true meaning of it. Let's probe:

Love is "a sordid excuse to have sex."

Love is "a hopeless devotion in a lifelong search for genuine happiness."

Love is "hypocrisy at its best."

Love is "loving yourself first."

Love is "hitting a gravel pavement once you realized you are just daydreaming and hoping for a person you know you wouldn't get".

Love is "companionship and at the same time gives you the reason to be a psychic and emotional vampire to your partner (victim)".

Love is "a fad that never wears off in the limelight".

Love is "a constant irritation that makes you believe that you are desperate and alone".

Love is "proclaiming to the whole world that 'Hey! I’m not alone!"

Love is "the prodigal brother of hate".

Love is "felt when you want to hate and hurt (either yourself or somebody else)".

Love is "a yearning for another person to the point of not knowing why!"

Love is "a masochistic ecstasy for others".

Love is "a sadistic ecstasy for those who are not masochists".

Love is "mistaken with infatuation".

Love is "infatuation in its first level".

Love is "unconditional (Like heller!!!!!!"

Love is "like experiencing heaven when you are in hell"!

Love is "the last resort for optimistic whackos".

Love is "said and felt when you are having a good sex and after the preceding minutes of it".

Love is "expressed in the words 'I LOVE YOU' which is tantamount to like 'HELLER!'

Love is “like buying a one-way ticket to IRAQ".

Love is "a socio-economic cancer".

Love is "a sugar-coated amplaya chocolate (you'll never know what you gonna get)".

Love is "being a fool for someone who's fooling you".

Love is "a bid to prolong ones existence".

Love "hurts, wounds and scars".

Love is "a knife you are holding and stabbing it constantly through your flesh".

Love is "like a 'champorado', which is not brown".

Love is "hitting on someone in a bar and ending up with him naked on the comfort room".

Love is "a procedure in playing the game of survival of the stupidest or fittest, I should say".

Love is "the greatest thing you'll ever learn! (yeah right! The greatest thing I have learned is like sucking somebody else's dick)"

Love "sucks".

But I should say. I SUCK BETTER!!!!

(No wonder I'm still single!)